Lulz

Just a funny anecdote to start the new week.

Me: Would you eat out Megan Fox's ass if you could smash it after?
Black guy: Hells no. I don't eat ass.

Me: Would you eat out Megan Fox's ass if you could have sex with her after?
Asian: Nahhhh b. Never that!

Me: Would you eat out Megan Fox's ass...
White boy: Yes. Immediately.
Me: You don't wanna hear the rest of my question?