LOL moment at work

While receiving the wrong documents, Elaine says
"they put the stupidest people in records and distributions!"

Later in the day, I walk over to Records and Distrubutions with Elaine.She introduces me to her mother. The one who sorts the documents. LOL

If you need that

Bad to the Brizzle

The Eff?

I just read an article about a 5 year old girl.
She was caught in a "barrage of bullets"

When the weather gets nice,
the gats come out.

I think it's gonna be a hot summer...

Update: Another man was showered with gasoline and
set on fire. LOLLLL

A hot summer indeed...

Californian Clout

I am a HUGE Lakers fan,
but they shoulda lost last night.

Without Kobe Bryant scoring 40,
the nuggets shoulda easily smashed LA.

With all that being said,
didnt Kobe rape some WHITE girl in Denver?

SMH

I just read an article about a Sikh boy abandoning
his long hair and turban.
He and his family were both in tears.

This boy wanted to cut his hair because of the
ridicule he faces at school.
He did so to "fit in" with the rest of the kids.

It must be hard to go through elementary school being that different.
Just think about it. Kids are mean as shit.

That brings me to my question:
Did you ever play "paki tag"?

A Wise Man Once Said...

I cannot pretend to feel impartial about colours. I rejoice with the brilliant ones and am genuinely sorry for the poor browns.
-Winston Churchill

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.
-Tiger Woods

High Maintenance

This printer never cooperates.
If it's the slightest difference, it jams.
Paper jams for days.
I look like an idiot.

A family friend of mine woke up in the middle of the night.
She was experiencing an anxiety attack because there was notice of layoffs at her office. She was scared that she would be one of the unfortunate ones to join the growing number of unemployment.

In turn, she went to church that day during her lunch break. She prayed that her job would be secured. She prayed for a blessing (for once in her life). On her way back to work, she continued her prayers. Asking for God to speak to her in some way. Asking for a sign.

She was answered. A middle-aged man (apparently good looking, pause on that) stopped her and said, "do you believe in love at first sight?" She replied with a "whaaat?"
He repeated "DO you believe in love at first sight?" As she looked with confusion she replied "No...not re-" He intereupted and said "Because GOD loves you!"

Amazed and pleasantly surprised, she carried a conversation with this man. A man who was once a Christian monk, he gave this girl some Jesus'esque wisdom. He said:
My child, do not worry about your job. You'll be fine. Just like the plants. The plants do not complain during the winter. Although they are very much dead, they live on. This is because they know that the Spring and Summer will bless them with a beautiful life.

After this awkward conversation, the two went their seperate ways. But exchanged business cards. The man introduced himself, "I am William Divine. I had my name changed because I wanted to be truly divine." The girl said her goodbyes and thanks for the words of advice and quicky called her boyfriend. She told her bf about this odd man. The bf replied "omg, i just googled him. He's a multimillionaire! hahaha!"

She sighed with relief, knowing that all will be well...

2009

Not A Good Look 09
- taking an L at the casino
- check engine light always on
- $130 drinking ticket
- losing by 20 pts
- RBC content en francais
- ASS BUFFET (wtffffff, that dude is whylin)

Work Life

I like RBC because we have those toilet seat things. No need to setup the nest.
Ya dig?